January 2012
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Had a sleep study. Now I have goop in my hair. And no time to shower.
Mom: Jamie, you're cute!
Jamie: No I amn't!
tyleroakley:
grannysmythe:
Quoth the raven.
“Ya nasty.”
The American Government.
Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.
Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can -
Court: How dare you breathe?
Got accepted to college today!
Keene State and UNH!
I LIKE LESBIANS
poopyjess:
I LIKE LESBIANS
WITH JESS AND MARY CLARE AND JOHNNY AND JAMIE AND...
emilydonne:
CHINESE FOOD HAPPENED
CHEESECAKE DIP IS HAPPENING
JESS’S BEAUTY IS HAPPENING
LEMON JUICE HAPPENED
BEING OUT OF MY HOUSE IS HAPPENING
TEDDY GRAHAMS ARE STACKING
JOHNNY’S HAIR IS HAPPENING
JAMIE REMEMBERS ME NOW
NOTHING ELSE IS HAPPENING
<3
<3
<3
Going to Chinese tonight with Jess and Emma!
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Going to get workout music from artofmanliness.com.
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I just cried because I will never be hot enough for Adam Levine.
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bryndog:
sunlight-dies:
DOCTOR WHO THEME (ROCK...
Building a nest with Johnny and Jamie.
Just a drawing done by hand in 1999 by JK Rowling.
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“Have you seen most of the plus-size sections out there? It’s horrifying....”
– Tim Gunn
He needs his own line and it needs to be available at Target. BOOM!
(via fornowjustcarryon)
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Fan mail. Cool feature, Tumblr. Something else for me to never get.
People who call themselves a spaz are bad.
Sometimes I put lotion on my face before bed and then I feel so sweaty all night but when I wake up my face feels like god.
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Can’t a girl joke about lesbians in this modern age without people flipping their shit?
Apparently no.
So, today, I made a girl cry and this is how.
Not on purpose, I swear.
We were talking about colleges that we’ve applied to and the people I was with asked me where I wanted to go. I told them that, surprisingly, my favorite colleges are all-girls colleges.
So, like everyone does, they asked me why I would want to go to an all-girl school and I did not feel like going into my whole rant about self-esteem and genuine people so I said...
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Watchthedailywhat:
Beauty Pageant Kids These Days of the Day: I have a theory about Toddlers & Tiaras that involves TLC working with Child Services to lure unfit parents into a trap a la police station lotteries.
It has to be that. It just has to.
[bwe.]
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Watchhitthemintheheart:
lexican:
omg
Granny got some moves.
tumblr user: apples are delicious
another tumblr user: wow um who are you to say whether or not apples are delicious?? that's totally subjective you should've said "*I* think apples are delicious" and even then fuck you how do you think that makes oranges and pears feel? there are all types of different fruit and they're all delicious in their own way and don't need to be judged by assholes like you
another tumblr user: ^^^ This.
another tumblr user: *glee gif*
Trying to figure out how to replicate Tates cookies.
An impossible task that would be so worth it.
Busy busy busy.