February 2012
Me: Adam Levine is perfect.
Johnny: No he's not.
Me: Yes he is.
Johnny: No he's not.
Me: HE'S PERFECT.
I hate that A Walk To Remember ends the same way...
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Watchencounterswithwarlocks:
ANIMORPHS ARE REAL.
This happened.
Girl: Wait. So...is Libya like New Hampshire?
Teacher: No, Libya is a country.
Girl: New Hampshire isn't a country?
Teacher: No. New Hampshire is a state.
Girl: Oh, so New Hampshire is like Canada?
Teacher: No. Canada is a country. New Hampshire is a state in the United States.
Girl: WHOA WAIT. The United States isn't a continent?
Something is wrong with me. I am such a creep.
There’s going to be a new show on Animal Planet that’s just footage of cute animals.
There is a Kitty half-time show coming up on Puppy...
“Awwwh, that puppy is so cu-oh, not that one!”
– My mom, watching Puppy Bowl VIII
Watching Puppy Bowl VII.
You should too.
Animal Planet.
commanderinqueef:
superbowl
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Watchitouchseniorcitizens:
literallysame:
oh my god
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willdoanythingforurltobyturner:
crackercolfer:
i did a theater performance about puns
it was a play on words
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January 2012
framesjanco:
remember that time in junior high school when everyone’s myspace song was face down by the red jumpsuit apparatus
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hmuifyoureblack:
Maroon 5 deletes yet again so they can “waste less time online.” Two weeks later they remake, asking all their old followers to follow Maroon 6.
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hellokittychainsaw:
what did the buffalo say when he dropped his kid off at school
bison
