January 2012
My family is beginning to formulate plans to make our house an alpaca farm.
December 2011
Today, I shaved my legs so that I could be fancy and not gross with my friends.
gossipgran:
1612th:
that guy from lmfao is 37
worst midlife crisis ever
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niggeresque:
no matter how new the episide of AFV looks it still looks like it was filmed in the 70s
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Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
poopin
poop poop poop pooop pooooooooop
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Excuse me while
deadlikeacandleyouburnedout:ingalacornicum:
omg i cant
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Mom: You have too many shoes. Maybe as you get new shoes, you should get rid of some...
Me: No. Never.
Officially done applying to college. Oh god.
Going to finish applying to college today. Nine to go.
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Got a waffle maker for Christmas!
Respect old people. They graduated highschool...
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fueledbygaymen:
staying relatively calm at the disco
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Johnny just tried to eat a frozen french fry.
socialistictendencies:
averysagetchristmas:
what concert costs 45 cents
50 cent feat. nickelback
g0-h0me-r0ger:
merry krismas
Johnny: This is a really wobbly chair.
Me: You're a really wobbly chair.
Johnny: No, I'm not.
Me: JOHNNY'S A REALLY WOBBLY CHAIR!
Johnny: NO SHE'S NOT.....oh god....
“Please, Mary Clare, don’t hit me. Don’t hit my back. I don’t...”
– Johnny, after I repeatedly slapped his back.
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