March 2012
Pimps and whores, pimps and whores.
My name is Mary and I love my best friend Emma and pooping in my pants.
February 2012
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OH MY GOD
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datrealishh:
gloomyteeen:
white people
that comment says it all.^
So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed...
– A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via 1612th)
padfootmagic:
Harry Potter doesn’t need an award to show anything. It has all the awards in our hearts.
Sometimes I read through my own blog because it is the funniest one.
– Mary Clare
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Going to the Planetarium today!
Evanston again.
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Lana del Rey: *tilts head back and makes sure nostrils are showing*
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Refriending on facebook.
I’m stalking starved.