I like Voldemort.

One:	So, an E-flat, a G-flat, and a B-flat walk into a bar.
One:	And the bartender says,
One:	"I'm sorry, we don't serve minors."
Two:	That struck a chord.
One:	Careful with those puns, you'll get in treble.
Two:	But they're key to my humour.
Two:	And very noteworthy.