Oh my god though.

4:43 pm  •  7 January 2012  •  1 note

Always makes me feel better.

WE DON’T WANT NO SKINNY BITCHES

LITTLE BITCHES GET OUT

WE WANT BIG BOOTY BITCHES

BIG BIG BOOTY BITCHES

10:02 pm  •  5 January 2012

thedailywhat:

Beauty Pageant Kids These Days of the Day: I have a theory about Toddlers & Tiaras that involves TLC working with Child Services to lure unfit parents into a trap a la police station lotteries.

It has to be that. It just has to.

[bwe.]

8:14 pm  •  5 January 2012  •  905 notes

hitthemintheheart:

lexican:

omg

Granny got some moves.

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electricfires:

Unstoppable - Foxy Shazam

I always dig his dance moves.

6:06 am  •  22 December 2011  •  9 notes

so-thisismylife:

tyleroakley:

So this is what happens when you tell your two gay dads told they’re going to be grandpas.

This is the cutest thing ever. Even more reason why I would love to be a surrogate mother for a gay couple sometime in my life, everyone should get moments like this in their lives, grandkids are something precious to have

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3:34 pm  •  16 December 2011  •  13,269 notes

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11:12 am  •  6 December 2011  •  111,121 notes

beautifulwhatsyourhurry:cougars:nikolawashere

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10:57 am  •  6 December 2011  •  47,061 notes

greasewitherspoon:

pugsexual:

my grandma rapping super bass

omg

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9:46 am  •  4 December 2011  •  9,555 notes

the-absolute-best-posts:

A little backstory to this clip before you watch it:

Will Smith’s father abandoned him and his mother when he was a child, and when Will was finally getting into show business and making a name for himself, he tried to snake his way back into his life like nothing happened. Will co-wrote this episode, and James Avery (Uncle Phil) said “this scene was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to shoot in my life. Every emotion, every word.. that was Will”

Will was actually supposed to play it off and then walk away, and there was originally an alternate scene that was supposed to happen, but he actually completely cut out what was supposed to be said, and did all of his own dialogue. The hug at the end of this scene is completely genuine, and this was a stepping stone in Will’s career where he started to take on the “do what feels, sounds, and looks right” approach to his acting.

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7:29 am  •  4 December 2011  •  290,129 notes

poopyjess:

thedaysarenotfullenough:

fuckyeahslampoems:

hhallmarks:

Preach it.

This is why I am pro-choice. This is why I am a feminist. This is what I stand for.

Culturally-diversified biracial girl with

a small diamond nose ring and a pretty smile
poses besides the words
“Women Deserve Better”.

and I almost let her non-threatening grin
begin to infiltrate my psyche
until I read the unlikely small print
at the bottom of the ad:
Sponsored by the US Secretariat for Pro-Life Activities
and the Knights of Columbus

On a bus
in a city
with a population of 553,000,
4 teenage mothers on the bus with me,
1 Latina woman with 3 children under 3
and no signs of a daddy. 

One sixteen year old black girl
standing in 22-degree weather
with only a sweater
a book bag
and a bassinette,
with an infant that ain’t even four weeks yet
tell me that Yes ….
Women do deserve better.

Women deserve better
than public transportation rhetoric
from the same people who
won’t give that teenage mother
a ride to the next transit.
Won’t let you talk to their kids about safer sex
Have never had to listen as the door SLAMS
behind the man who adamantly says,
“That shit” ain’t his
leaving her to wonder how she’ll raise this kid.

Women deserve better
than the 300 dollars TANF and AFC
will provide that family of three
or the 6 dollar an hour job at KFC
with no benefits for her new baby
or the college degree she may never see
because you can’t have infants at the university

Women deserve better
than lip service paid for by politicians
who have no alternatives to abortion
though I am sure
right this moment one of their seventeen year old daughters
is sitting in a clinic lobby
sobbing quietly and anonymously
praying parents don’t find out
or will be waiting for mom to pick her up because research shows
that out-of-wedlock childbirth doesn’t look good on political polls and
Daddy ain’t having that.

Women deserve better
than backwards governmental policies
that don’t want to pay
for welfare for kids
or health care for kids
or child care for kids
Don’t want to pay living wages to working mothers,
Don’t want to make men who only want to be last night’s lovers
responsible for the semen they lay.

Flat out don’t want to pay for SHIT
but want to control the woman who’s having it.
Acting outraged at abortion.
Well I’m outraged
that they want us to believe
that they believe
that women deserve better.

The Vatican won’t prosecute pedophile priests
But I decide I’m not ready for motherhood
and it’s condemnation for me
These are the same people who won’t support
national condom distribution to prevent teenage pregnancy.
But women deserve better.

Women deserve better
than back-alley surgeries
that leave our wombs barren and empty.
Deserve better
than organizations bearing the name
of land-stealing racist rapists
funding million dollar campaigns on subway trains
with no money to give these women
while balding middle-aged white men
tell us what to do with our bodies
while they wage wars and kill other people’s babies

So maybe women deserve better
than propaganda and lies
to get into office
Propaganda and lies
to get into panties
to get out of court
to get out of paying child support

Get the fuck out of our decisions
and give us back our voice
Women do deserve better
Women deserve choice

Sonya Renee - What Women Deserve

I will ALWAYS reblog the perfect Sonya Renee.

This is beyond perfect 

10:01 pm  •  3 December 2011  •  3,964 notes

I WANT PIZZAAAAA

7:58 pm  •  2 December 2011  •  1 note

Is that your breath or did you just fart?

7:52 pm  •  2 December 2011  •  1 note